following a big fruit harvest in da area where i used to live, mai parents brought home a lot of duku, durian, and rambutan. there were so many of them, we still had bags of fruit even after sharing them with neighbors. having a date with friend, i decided to bring him some. carrying some plastic bag full of duku, i got on da bus. i was running late so when i got to my bus stop, i quickly jumped off da bus. as i did so, da plastic bag holding da duku broke open and da small round fruits rolled all over da street. oncoming cars had to stop and wait for me to collect da dukus. all da passengers were smiling broadly at mai stupidity… 
